Due to the tremendous success and increasing demand, our shabby little establishment was just not adequate so we have undergone a major expansion and remodeling. After months of construction delays we are proud to announce the GRAND OPENING of the newly remodeled and expanded facility.
Still in the same great location: Suite 101 of "The Poultry Palace". Access to the suit may be gained through any number of rat holes -- underground tunnels are also provided for use in nasty weather. Once inside you can't miss us and the climate is well controlled so feel free to come as you are. Any old fur coat will do.
Still open 24-7-365
No reservation necessary
The new facility now has 3 private dinning rooms:
The "Zap Room", with it's gleaming interior decor features the dazzling light show provided by the world renowned "Rat Zapper". With sparks flying in the smoke filled atmosphere it is guaranteed to be an "electrifying and shocking experience". A truly "Hot Time" you won't forget.
If you are not into the New Wave and special effects of the "Zap Room" the other 2 dinning rooms feature a more traditional atmosphere. Entertainment provided by the "Woodstream Corp." with their lead singer VICTOR. They are originally from Lititz, PA. Our waiters are springloaded and service is instantaneous with smashing results.
Our menu is to "die for" and is Feline approved. Everyone knows that cats won't just eat anything like those chickens, so ignore those chicken feeders that you saw on your way into Suite 101 and come dine in style.
Note: Recent local media claims of "Bait & Switch" and False advertising are totally fictitious and are nothing but fabrications by the extreme liberal Disney backed Ratatouille Society. Let it be know that we have yet to receive a single complaint from any of our costumers.
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