Retreating Rats

Add one more thing that is good about warming weather, retreating rats and mice.

Because of the smorgasbord of food available outside, they will not hesitate to run, and run we want them to do; hopefully to never turn.

We are keeping our rat zapper ready just in case they try and make a sneak attack back into our home.

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The Magnum Ratus Gotus

Here is a wonderful idea for a Rat Trap, although it requires a bit of work and you have to touch the dead rodents.

Despite months of production delays and protest from far left "Rats have rights too" groups ---primarily "Ratus Ratus Unite" and "Plague Forever" both sponsored by the Ratatouille Society.

The first working prototype of the long awaited self reloading, chicken safe, and rat friendly "Magnum Ratus Gotus" rolled of the production line in November 2008. The basic principle and theory for its simple design is gravity and it is fashioned in the ancient seafaring, Pirate tested "Walk the Plank" tradition.

Access to the baited inner chamber of this rat trap is gained by ascending a wooden ramp which is provided with numerous little steps to facilitate good traction for those tiny little feet -- hand rails were considered for the elderly and infirmed and may be included in future models however the ever increasing demand placed on production by the out of sight reproductive capabilities demonstrated by the over sexed local population precluded last minute changes in the prototype design.

The volunteer then reaches a landing area where they may rest and study the situation before making their final decision. The hinged landing area is counter balanced for a false sense of security with adjustable weights provided by washers on a bolt with a wing-nut for easy calibration and adjustment.

If greed and hunger are their primary driving force then access to the molasses laden mixture of corn, wheat, and other grains held in the wire receptacle on the other side of the inner chamber is gained through a small opening fashioned as a stylized Rat Hole.

Once inside the real fun begins, the final 10 inches of the walkway have been sanded smooth as a baby's bottom and coated with a liberal layer of bacon grease, the bacon grease not only adds to the olfactory stimulus but also provides a certain "OH No" factor as the volunteer tries to hang on to the plank as it dumps them into the water bath below (water not included because of transportation cost), the counter balanced plank then returns to its original landing position awaiting the next participant.

Of course the water bath will be meticulously maintained at 102 degrees F to give a soothing "Hot Tub" sensation to the experience. A removable wire cover is provided to keep the chickens out as well as providing easy retrieval of volunteers and also to discourage those not participating in the "Swim for your Life" competition from throwing the participants a life line.

Although the design seems sound and proven, mass production will have to await intensive field test which are underway.

For an easier method of rodent removal, check out the Rat Zapper rat and mouse trap.

Open for Dining

CAFE RATE is proud to announce its "Grand Opening".

Although rustic on the outside you will be "shocked" by the gleaming interior!

We are located just a short trip from any grain bin or your nest inside the insulated walls.

Accommodations:

• Open 24 hours per day, seven days per week
• 120 acres of free parking
• No reservations -- seating is limited and is on a first come first serve basis
• "Smoking Only" sections are available
• A dazzling light show provided by the Rat Zapper is included FREE with every meal
• The menu is to "Die For", just ask our customer shown below

So if you are looking for a "hot time" and a truly "electrifying experience" please don't hesitate to give us a try and by all means, bring your friends.

Here are two pleased customers

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Ultra Rat Zapper

The Ultra Rat Zapper is the newer rat zapper model.

The Ultra Zapper combined the technologies from the Classic Rat Zapper and Rat Pack into one very compact efficient unit.

Instead of a bulky add-on like the Rat Pack was, there is not this sleek shiny zapper that will give you the maximum kills per set of batteries.

The Ultra Rat Zapper uses 4 D sized batteries, this allows for over 40 kills. If you have more than a few rodents you are trying to get rid of, then you will certainly want to use the Ultra.

They will work inside or outside. However if you are going to use it outside, we highly recommend using the Rats Nest. This will keep your unit from getting wet and shorting out.

If you want the newest, most efficient zapper, than choose the Ultra Rat Zapper for your rodent control.

Baiting the Rat Zapper

Each Rat Zapper arrives with a fresh bag of bait. The bait is dry dog food, which works well for most rats and mice. However there is always a few rodents who think they are smarter than the bait you use and will not enter into the Rat Zapper.

Here are some recommendations for bait that will entice any stubburn rat our mouse into the Rat Zapper for a quick kill.

Fried sausage
Sunflower seeds
Peanut butter
Vanilla waffers
Hot dogs
Smelly cheese

Keep in mind that if you are using a bait that is loose or soft, it will need to be put into an empty pop bottle cap and then slide all the way to the back of the Rat Zapper.

Also remember that it only takes 1-2 pieces of bait at a time. If you get to many pieces of bait in the Rat Zappery, you will short out the unit and it will not work when the rodent shows up for their snack.

Rat Zapper

This is all about my Rat Zapper.

Have you ever been sitting in your living room watching TV and have mouse run across the room? Will I have and I can say it was not a pleasant experience.

The worst part was my wife's response...screaming at the top of her lungs and jumping onto the couch, what a site.

Ok, so now what do I do, go buy a Rat Zapper of course.

I am the kind of guy who likes to check out the newest gadgets available. So I go online to see what is available for mouse traps. I come across the Rat Zapper, so I had to buy one and see if it really was a good as they say.

It arrived, I followed the instructions and bait it, turned it on and waited.

Sure enough, the next morning the light on top of the rat zapper was blinking. I then took it over to the trash and dumped the critter out, no more mice! Happy wife.

Here is a great store to buy a Rat Zapper, they have fast shipping!!