Monday, January 19, 2009

The Magnum Ratus Gotus


Here is a wonderful idea for a Rat Trap, although it requires a bit of work and you have to touch the dead rodents.

Despite months of production delays and protest from far left "Rats have rights too" groups ---primarily "Ratus Ratus Unite" and "Plague Forever" both sponsored by the Ratatouille Society.

The first working prototype of the long awaited self reloading, chicken safe, and rat friendly "Magnum Ratus Gotus" rolled of the production line in November 2008. The basic principle and theory for its simple design is gravity and it is fashioned in the ancient seafaring, Pirate tested "Walk the Plank" tradition.

Access to the baited inner chamber of this rat trap is gained by ascending a wooden ramp which is provided with numerous little steps to facilitate good traction for those tiny little feet -- hand rails were considered for the elderly and infirmed and may be included in future models however the ever increasing demand placed on production by the out of sight reproductive capabilities demonstrated by the over sexed local population precluded last minute changes in the prototype design.

The volunteer then reaches a landing area where they may rest and study the situation before making their final decision. The hinged landing area is counter balanced for a false sense of security with adjustable weights provided by washers on a bolt with a wing-nut for easy calibration and adjustment.

If greed and hunger are their primary driving force then access to the molasses laden mixture of corn, wheat, and other grains held in the wire receptacle on the other side of the inner chamber is gained through a small opening fashioned as a stylized Rat Hole.

Once inside the real fun begins, the final 10 inches of the walkway have been sanded smooth as a baby's bottom and coated with a liberal layer of bacon grease, the bacon grease not only adds to the olfactory stimulus but also provides a certain "OH No" factor as the volunteer tries to hang on to the plank as it dumps them into the water bath below (water not included because of transportation cost), the counter balanced plank then returns to its original landing position awaiting the next participant.

Of course the water bath will be meticulously maintained at 102 degrees F to give a soothing "Hot Tub" sensation to the experience. A removable wire cover is provided to keep the chickens out as well as providing easy retrieval of volunteers and also to discourage those not participating in the "Swim for your Life" competition from throwing the participants a life line.

Although the design seems sound and proven, mass production will have to await intensive field test which are underway.


For an easier method of rodent removal, check out the Rat Zapper rat and mouse trap.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Open for Dining

CAFE RATE is proud to announce its "Grand Opening".

Although rustic on the outside you will be "shocked" by the gleaming interior!

We are located just a short trip from any grain bin or your nest inside the insulated walls.

Accommodations:
  • Open 24 hours per day, seven days per week
  • 120 acres of free parking
  • No reservations -- seating is limited and is on a first come first serve basis
  • "Smoking Only" sections are available
  • A dazzling light show provided by the Rat Zapper is included FREE with every meal
  • The menu is to "Die For", just ask our customer shown below

So if you are looking for a "hot time" and a truly "electrifying experience" please don't hesitate to give us a try and by all means, bring your friends.

Here are two pleased customers


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Monday, December 29, 2008

Happy New Year Rat Zapper

Look out rodents in 2009, the Rat Zapper is here!

If you rats and mice think you get some time off from the deadly rat zapper, you are wrong. The rat zapper only takes time off for a change of batteries and then it is back to zappin time.

Keep your house worry free in 2009 with the Rat Zapper rat and mouse trap.

Happy New Year.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

What is a Rat's Nest?


The Rat's Nest is used with the Rat Zapper and the Ultra Rat Zapper when they are placed outside.


Because the Rat Zapper has electronics, it is susceptible to moisture. If the zapper units are placed outside without protection, they will short out, making them ineffective.


Simply match the appropriate Rat's Nest for the zapper.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Ultra Rat Zapper


The Ultra Rat Zapper is the newer rat zapper model.

The Ultra Zapper combined the technologies from the Classic Rat Zapper and Rat Pack into one very compact efficient unit.

Instead of a bulky add-on like the Rat Pack was, there is not this sleek shiny zapper that will give you the maximum kills per set of batteries.

The Ultra Rat Zapper uses 4 D sized batteries, this allows for over 40 kills. If you have more than a few rodents you are trying to get rid of, then you will certainly want to use the Ultra.

They will work inside or outside. However if you are going to use it outside, we highly recommend using the Rats Nest. This will keep your unit from getting wet and shorting out.

If you want the newest, most efficient zapper, than choose the Ultra Rat Zapper for your rodent control.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Zapper Time

Our daughter arrived back home for the weekend, she is a sophomore in college.

So we pull out the inflatable air mattress and got her setup in the spare room. Only to have her tell us the next morning that there was a mouse in the room during the middle of the night and she would not sleep in there till it was gone.

OK, time to fire up the old standby, the Rat Zapper. It has been waiting for just this type problem.

Put in new batteries, baited it, and the next morning our youngest son comes running down the stairs with the zapper in his hand, telling all the world that we got one. Of course the ladies did not want to see the dead critter, kill joys they are.

After a couple of more nights with no activity, the room was cleared for her to use once again.

So if you have uninvited mice running around your home, we highly recommend getting a Rat Zapper or the Ultra Rat Zapper.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Baiting the Rat Zapper

Each Rat Zapper arrives with a fresh bag of bait. The bait is dry dog food, which works well for most rats and mice. However there is always a few rodents who think they are smarter than the bait you use and will not enter into the Rat Zapper.

Here are some recommendations for bait that will entice any stubburn rat our mouse into the Rat Zapper for a quick kill.

Fried sausage
Sunflower seeds
Peanut butter
Vanilla waffers
Hot dogs
Smelly cheese

Keep in mind that if you are using a bait that is loose or soft, it will need to be put into an empty pop bottle cap and then slide all the way to the back of the Rat Zapper.

Also remember that it only takes 1-2 pieces of bait at a time. If you get to many pieces of bait in the Rat Zappery, you will short out the unit and it will not work when the rodent shows up for their snack.